Song
Sheep Rap
Words by Byron Callisto. Music by Jupiter Sheep.
42449 sacramento H street 819
the sheep say byron can you do the party rap
i tell them no bummer ‘cause i’m the word man
tom is punching holes in the fabric of time
this is my chance to renovate your mind
so welcome to the party and we loosen up now
do the body rock and nat will show you how
another little story about life in hell
‘bout a high-school jock name of jimmy criswell
six-foot-nine three hundred and five
a nerd nightmare with a seven-inch knife
now i was a nerd with a leather briefcase
pants too short glasses on my face
pens in my pocket-holder leaking all day
a funky slide rule and a calculator
me and the other nerds used to hang out
craig had a car and we’d cruise it down south
whistle at the girls and dig the funky sound
of ludwig van in e major
this is what they said:
get out of the car down on the ground
you’re gonna be naked when we put you down
five white nerds getting ready to die
this is it you’d better say goodbye
suddenly a car pulls up alongside
it’s my sister
she says: jimmy don’t you do anything to those boys
they never hurt you and they’re not your toys
so give ‘em back their clothes and let ‘em all go
or i’m never gonna talk to you anymore
well i’m still alive what more can i say
i thank my sister each and every day
jimmy joined the navy and he moved away
and me and my friends were safe
now it’s my job to do the party rap
hope you like the story and you get where it’s at
jupiter sheep are rocking down the block
welcome to the party do the body rock
body rock nat
42449 sacramento H street 819
the sheep say byron can you do the party rap
i tell them no bummer ‘cause i’m the word man
tom is punching holes in the fabric of time
this is my chance to renovate your mind
so welcome to the party and we loosen up now
do the body rock and nat will show you how
another little story about life in hell
‘bout a high-school jock name of jimmy criswell
six-foot-nine three hundred and five
a nerd nightmare with a seven-inch knife
now i was a nerd with a leather briefcase
pants too short glasses on my face
pens in my pocket-holder leaking all day
a funky slide rule and a calculator
me and the other nerds used to hang out
craig had a car and we’d cruise it down south
whistle at the girls and dig the funky sound
of ludwig van in e major
this is what they said:
get out of the car down on the ground
you’re gonna be naked when we put you down
five white nerds getting ready to die
this is it you’d better say goodbye
suddenly a car pulls up alongside
it’s my sister
she says: jimmy don’t you do anything to those boys
they never hurt you and they’re not your toys
so give ‘em back their clothes and let ‘em all go
or i’m never gonna talk to you anymore
well i’m still alive what more can i say
i thank my sister each and every day
jimmy joined the navy and he moved away
and me and my friends were safe
now it’s my job to do the party rap
hope you like the story and you get where it’s at
jupiter sheep are rocking down the block
welcome to the party do the body rock
body rock nat
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