Sheep Rap

42449 sacramento H street 819

the sheep say byron can you do the party rap

i tell them no bummer ‘cause i’m the word man

tom is punching holes in the fabric of time

this is my chance to renovate your mind

so welcome to the party and we loosen up now

do the body rock and nat will show you how

another little story about life in hell

‘bout a high-school jock name of jimmy criswell

six-foot-nine three hundred and five

a nerd nightmare with a seven-inch knife

now i was a nerd with a leather briefcase

pants too short   glasses on my face

pens in my pocket-holder leaking all day

a funky slide rule and a calculator

me and the other nerds used to hang out

craig had a car and we’d cruise it down south

whistle at the girls and dig the funky sound

of ludwig van in e major

this is what they said:

get out of the car down on the ground

you’re gonna be naked when we put you down

five white nerds getting ready to die

this is it you’d better say goodbye

suddenly a car pulls up alongside

it’s my sister

she says: jimmy don’t you do anything to those boys

they never hurt you and they’re not your toys

so give ‘em back their clothes and let ‘em all go

or i’m never gonna talk to you anymore

well i’m still alive what more can i say

i thank my sister each and every day

jimmy joined the navy and he moved away

and me and my friends were safe

now it’s my job to do the party rap

hope you like the story and you get where it’s at

jupiter sheep are rocking down the block

welcome to the party  do the body rock

body rock  nat