Steve 'Ramboullet' Randall
Steve was a local teenager already known as the Fastest Gun
In The West when he joined the Jupiter Sheep as its earliest
added member. His incredibly clean and detailed style burned
like a fast-rotating pulsar and inspired the rest of the band.
Musical force of nature Missy Io's intense charisma and
soulful voice completed the band's signature sound and
infused the spiritual subspace with glowy wild passion.
The ripping dirty God Of Rock to Steve's Tight Genius, Sky Harbor
slayed crowds with his Devil's Hollow Body. When he closed his
eyes and spoke his truth, the earth trembled and heaven roared.
The simmering sensual voice of Natalie Europa breathed hot
life into every song, and her humor and wit and wild dancing
set a million hearts on fire. The very definition of Ultra Torch.
Thomas 'Jehovah' Barnes
An Absolutely Odd Human with a raffish grin and a serious urge
to dominate All Of Reality using hardassed nerdery and a love of
tasty beast-licks, Tom was and still is an actual Rhythm Demon.
Jesus %&@#ing Christ on a stick Tom said to Max as the red
truck rolled off the edge of the earth and plunged both young
men to their actual deaths, which they ignored. Plus hot bass.
A terminally insecure and nearsighted Weirdo dragged in off the
streets to play the Fool, Callisto loved only the words and would
run off into the darkness to play with them. Plus perhaps drugs.
Jennifer Paige Ward
Singer for the band during the Mad Rover sessions, and present at
the early Candlerock Lounge performance. She was only with the
band for a short while, but added her unique voice while she was.
Steve Green played a critical role in the creation and style of the
band. It's neither fair nor legally permissible to refer to him as a
mafia chieftan or kazakh despot or assyrian assassin or any kind
of politically radical stranger lurking in any sumerian alleyway.
Also, he did not blow up anything.
Pete Clemente engineered and produced every notable recording
the Sheep ever made. He joined the band during the Black Album
and became instrumental in every facet of production and live
performance, always riding the board and driving the van to gigs.
Other Notables in the Pantheon
Andy McKinnon, Janine Guillard, Bridget Kelley, Andy Davis,
Laura Lee, Craig Cornett, Jay Johnson, Mark Klagstatt, Barbara
Traudt, Steve Schorey, Steve Brickner, Tim and Carol Duncan,
Kearney Brooks, Mark Todd Sloane, Kevin Trowbridge.
All McKinnons, whether living or dead, are automatically
classified as Official Madmen. Sawney Beane especially.